Don't worry, we'll tell you what to think! https://herdnews.app en-us Wed, 29 Apr 2026 00:57:25 GMT King Charles got 12 standing ovations from Congress while basically asking America to please still be friends with Britain in this 'dangerous' world. POLITICS WORLD Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:47:20 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/king-charles-begs-congress-for-friendship https://herdnews.app/story/king-charles-begs-congress-for-friendship An Illinois guy nicknamed 'Lucky' scratched off a $50 ticket during his work break and won $1 million — his 21st lottery win. ENTERTAINMENT Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:47:01 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/work-break-becomes-million-dollar-moment https://herdnews.app/story/work-break-becomes-million-dollar-moment The Supreme Court refused to hear Florida parents' lawsuit against a school that used their kid's preferred pronouns without telling them. POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:46:44 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/supreme-court-sides-with-schools-hiding-pronouns https://herdnews.app/story/supreme-court-sides-with-schools-hiding-pronouns Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson says Republicans should eliminate the filibuster if Democrats block DHS funding after what he calls a third Trump assassination attempt. POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:46:27 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/republican-wants-to-nuke-filibuster-over-shooting https://herdnews.app/story/republican-wants-to-nuke-filibuster-over-shooting Marines rappelled onto a cargo ship they thought was sneaking stuff to Iran, searched it, found nothing suspicious, and awkwardly let it go. WORLD POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:46:07 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/us-marines-board-ship-find-nothing-leave https://herdnews.app/story/us-marines-board-ship-find-nothing-leave Antrim hurlers cancelled training because their county board maybe fired their manager, then maybe didn't, and nobody can agree on what actually happened. SPORTS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:45:48 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/hurling-players-boycott-training-over-manager-drama https://herdnews.app/story/hurling-players-boycott-training-over-manager-drama Diehard Red Sox fans Damon and Affleck wore Giants hats at a mental health fundraiser to honor Robin Williams, who made their careers possible. ENTERTAINMENT Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:42:11 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/damon-and-affleck-wear-giants-hats-for-robin-williams https://herdnews.app/story/damon-and-affleck-wear-giants-hats-for-robin-williams Philadelphia's deranged orange mascot beat up a Penguin mascot during the Flyers-Penguins playoff series because Philly gonna Philly. SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:41:46 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/gritty-commits-assault-on-live-tv https://herdnews.app/story/gritty-commits-assault-on-live-tv Ancient queen Artemisia married her brother, and when he died she built one of the Seven Wonders of the World as his tomb — plus allegedly drank his ashes. WORLD ENTERTAINMENT Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:41:28 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/woman-builds-wonder-of-world-for-dead-brother-husband https://herdnews.app/story/woman-builds-wonder-of-world-for-dead-brother-husband A gut doctor says TikTok's #hotgirlswithIBS movement is spreading chamomile tea nonsense when actual science-backed treatments exist. HEALTH Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:41:12 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/doctor-destroys-tiktok-ibs-cures https://herdnews.app/story/doctor-destroys-tiktok-ibs-cures Salesforce's CEO is hiring 1,000 new graduates to prove AI won't steal entry-level jobs, which is either genuinely helpful or great PR. TECH BUSINESS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:40:56 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/salesforce-ceo-hires-1000-grads-to-fight-ai https://herdnews.app/story/salesforce-ceo-hires-1000-grads-to-fight-ai Someone stole 15 industrial drones that can spray 40 gallons of chemicals each — basically crop dusters that could become weapons. BUSINESS TECH Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:40:41 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/thieves-steal-chemical-warfare-drones-from-new-jersey https://herdnews.app/story/thieves-steal-chemical-warfare-drones-from-new-jersey Six Iranian dissidents sang a resistance song in prison courtyard moments before being hanged by the regime. WORLD Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:39:27 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/iranian-prisoners-sing-defiance-before-execution https://herdnews.app/story/iranian-prisoners-sing-defiance-before-execution A Palestinian-Jordanian mountaineer is literally carrying handwritten letters from Gaza children to the top of Mount Everest to make the world pay attention. WORLD SPORTS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:39:00 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/climber-carries-gaza-kids-letters-up-everest https://herdnews.app/story/climber-carries-gaza-kids-letters-up-everest Ipswich drew 2-2 with Southampton when they needed a win to guarantee Premier League promotion, setting up a nail-biting final day. SPORTS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:38:41 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/ipswich-blows-chance-to-seal-promotion-early https://herdnews.app/story/ipswich-blows-chance-to-seal-promotion-early NASA's new boss told Congress he's team Pluto and wants to overturn the 2006 decision that demoted it to dwarf planet status. SCIENCE POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:38:18 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/nasa-chief-wants-pluto-planet-status-back https://herdnews.app/story/nasa-chief-wants-pluto-planet-status-back A patient died in Erasca's early cancer drug trial and their stock immediately cratered because that's how biotech works. BUSINESS HEALTH Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:37:54 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/cancer-drug-kills-patient-stock-dies-too https://herdnews.app/story/cancer-drug-kills-patient-stock-dies-too You can claim spousal benefits worth up to 50% of your partner's Social Security — but only if you know the arcane rules. BUSINESS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:37:34 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/retiree-discovers-spousal-social-security-loophole https://herdnews.app/story/retiree-discovers-spousal-social-security-loophole Some analyst thinks a crypto stock could jump 60% after earnings, which is either brilliant insight or expensive gambling advice. BUSINESS TECH Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:37:14 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/analyst-promises-crypto-stock-will-moon https://herdnews.app/story/analyst-promises-crypto-stock-will-moon The US just told American chip equipment companies to stop shipping certain gear to Hua Hong, China's second-largest semiconductor manufacturer. BUSINESS POLITICS TECH Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:36:54 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/us-blocks-chip-gear-to-chinas-second-biggest-chipmaker https://herdnews.app/story/us-blocks-chip-gear-to-chinas-second-biggest-chipmaker The Supreme Court just blessed Texas's new voting map that could flip 5 Democratic House seats to Republicans by cramming minority voters into fewer districts. POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:36:31 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/supreme-court-lets-texas-gerrymander-stand https://herdnews.app/story/supreme-court-lets-texas-gerrymander-stand A robbery suspect drove off with a cop still inside the car after an attempted arrest went sideways in California. ENTERTAINMENT Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:36:14 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/cop-gets-kidnapped-by-robbers-getaway-car https://herdnews.app/story/cop-gets-kidnapped-by-robbers-getaway-car Someone put an Israeli Culture Club flyer in a urinal at a fancy Westchester high school, sparking outrage and calls for resignations. POLITICS WORLD Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:35:43 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/antisemitic-vandalism-rocks-elite-ny-high-school https://herdnews.app/story/antisemitic-vandalism-rocks-elite-ny-high-school A Reddit user posted that Assassin's Creed is a cinematic masterpiece, which is either about the games or the terrible 2016 movie. GAMING ENTERTAINMENT Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:31:19 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/redditor-declares-assassins-creed-cinematic-masterpiece https://herdnews.app/story/redditor-declares-assassins-creed-cinematic-masterpiece 36 House Republicans are quitting after this term — a new record — because apparently governing is harder than complaining about government. POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:28:32 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/house-republicans-fleeing-congress-like-rats https://herdnews.app/story/house-republicans-fleeing-congress-like-rats The Air Force wants 30 high-tech camouflage nets that hide vehicles from thermal sensors because Ukrainian drone warfare proved regular camo is useless against modern tech. TECH WORLD Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:28:17 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/air-force-wants-invisibility-cloaks-for-humvees https://herdnews.app/story/air-force-wants-invisibility-cloaks-for-humvees A gunman opened fire at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, forcing Trump and half his Cabinet to evacuate while one Secret Service agent got shot in the vest. POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:27:56 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/gunman-shoots-up-white-house-correspondents-dinner https://herdnews.app/story/gunman-shoots-up-white-house-correspondents-dinner A carnival slingshot ride's cable snapped midair in Spain, dropping two riders to the ground and injuring four people including two kids. ENTERTAINMENT Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:27:34 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/slingshot-ride-snaps-midair-in-spain https://herdnews.app/story/slingshot-ride-snaps-midair-in-spain Massachusetts gas jumped to $4.01 per gallon this week because traders are freaking out about Iran disrupting oil supplies. BUSINESS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:27:20 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/massachusetts-gas-hits-dollar401-per-gallon https://herdnews.app/story/massachusetts-gas-hits-dollar401-per-gallon Former FBI Director James Comey got indicted for arranging seashells into '8647' on Instagram — code for '86 the 47th president' aka dump Trump. POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:27:02 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/comey-indicted-for-seashell-death-threat https://herdnews.app/story/comey-indicted-for-seashell-death-threat Jim Cramer said something dramatic about the stock market, which means absolutely nothing because he's wrong more often than a broken clock. BUSINESS ENTERTAINMENT Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:26:47 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/cramer-issues-stark-market-warning-again https://herdnews.app/story/cramer-issues-stark-market-warning-again Press secretary says conspiracy theories about some White House Correspondents' dinner shooting are 'crazy nonsense' and promises transparency. POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:26:30 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/white-house-calls-shooting-theories-crazy-nonsense https://herdnews.app/story/white-house-calls-shooting-theories-crazy-nonsense Trump went nuclear on CBS's Norah O'Donnell for reading a shooter's manifesto on air after someone tried to shoot up the White House correspondents dinner. POLITICS ENTERTAINMENT Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:26:12 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/trump-calls-cbs-reporter-horrible-people https://herdnews.app/story/trump-calls-cbs-reporter-horrible-people A 31-year-old with a shotgun stormed the White House Correspondents' Dinner Saturday, armed with a manifesto targeting Trump officials by rank order. POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:25:57 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/gunman-crashes-white-house-dinner-with-manifesto https://herdnews.app/story/gunman-crashes-white-house-dinner-with-manifesto A marathon-running mom got lung cancer despite never smoking, and it turns out this kills more women than breast cancer now. HEALTH Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:25:42 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/non-smoker-gets-lung-cancer-everyone-confused https://herdnews.app/story/non-smoker-gets-lung-cancer-everyone-confused Scientists spent 22 years tracking 4,333 women and discovered that religious ones marry before moving in together — shocking absolutely no one. SCIENCE Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:22:21 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/study-confirms-religious-girls-marry-first https://herdnews.app/story/study-confirms-religious-girls-marry-first Al-Qaeda's Mali branch just announced they're laying siege to the capital city and warned civilians to stay inside or get shot. WORLD Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:22:05 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/al-qaeda-declares-war-on-mali-capital https://herdnews.app/story/al-qaeda-declares-war-on-mali-capital PSG and Bayern just played the most insane Champions League game ever with 9 total goals and PSG winning 5-4 in the first leg. SPORTS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:21:46 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/psg-beats-bayern-5-4-in-absolute-madness https://herdnews.app/story/psg-beats-bayern-5-4-in-absolute-madness A 31-year-old tutor tried to storm the White House Correspondents Dinner to kill Trump, but his social media looks boringly centrist. POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:21:27 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/trump-assassination-attempt-by-normal-dude https://herdnews.app/story/trump-assassination-attempt-by-normal-dude A 31-year-old tutor with zero radical history tried to storm Trump's dinner party, and experts are baffled because his social media looks like your average liberal aunt. POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:21:13 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/trump-assassination-attempt-by-normal-guy https://herdnews.app/story/trump-assassination-attempt-by-normal-guy Over 100 former NASA astronauts launched 'Astronauts for America' to defend the Constitution because politicians keep ignoring science and facts. POLITICS SCIENCE Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:20:55 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/astronauts-form-political-group-to-save-america https://herdnews.app/story/astronauts-form-political-group-to-save-america Xavier Becerra, running for California governor, oversaw HHS when 85,000 unaccompanied migrant children went missing after he told staff to move kids like a Henry Ford assembly line. POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:20:38 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/biden-official-lost-85000-migrant-kids https://herdnews.app/story/biden-official-lost-85000-migrant-kids Iran says they'll reopen the world's most important oil chokepoint but wants to talk nukes later, which is like offering to unlock your front door but keeping the safe closed. WORLD POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:20:21 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/iran-offers-to-reopen-strait-of-hormuz https://herdnews.app/story/iran-offers-to-reopen-strait-of-hormuz Gas prices just hit a new record high because the U.S. and Iran are still playing diplomatic chicken instead of making a deal. BUSINESS WORLD Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:20:03 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/gas-prices-hit-new-high-thanks-iran https://herdnews.app/story/gas-prices-hit-new-high-thanks-iran Target's rolling out same-day delivery and faster pickup because apparently losing customers to Walmart wasn't part of their five-year plan. BUSINESS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:19:38 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/target-desperately-tries-to-win-you-back https://herdnews.app/story/target-desperately-tries-to-win-you-back New Mexico auditors found Mora County officials spent $3 million in wildfire recovery interest on random stuff, including paying the sheriff's snow removal company. POLITICS BUSINESS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:19:15 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/sheriffs-snow-company-gets-wildfire-money https://herdnews.app/story/sheriffs-snow-company-gets-wildfire-money Some analyst says the S&P 500 has 10% more room to run, which is either great news or the exact thing they say right before everything crashes. BUSINESS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:18:56 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/wall-street-promises-more-free-money https://herdnews.app/story/wall-street-promises-more-free-money Ukraine is trading its hard-won drone warfare expertise for security deals across Europe and the Middle East, but export controls are limiting actual deliveries. WORLD TECH Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:18:37 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/ukraine-sells-drone-secrets-for-diplomatic-wins https://herdnews.app/story/ukraine-sells-drone-secrets-for-diplomatic-wins The State Department warned Americans to avoid Reynosa, Mexico — a city of 700,000 right across from Texas — after reports of cartel roadblocks and violent crime. WORLD POLITICS Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:18:18 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/state-department-tells-americans-avoid-mexican-border-city https://herdnews.app/story/state-department-tells-americans-avoid-mexican-border-city The King of England just flew to Washington to personally ask Congress for more Ukraine money, which is either peak diplomacy or peak desperation. POLITICS WORLD Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:17:51 GMT https://herdnews.app/story/king-charles-tells-congress-to-fund-ukraine https://herdnews.app/story/king-charles-tells-congress-to-fund-ukraine