GOODENTERTAINMENTTECHπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π€TAYLOR SWIFT TRADEMARKS HER OWN VOICETL;DR:Swift trademarked "Hey, it's Taylor" and a specific Eras Tour photo to stop AI from making fake versions of her without permission.βΌ Read more
HEROENTERTAINMENTTECHπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π€TAYLOR SWIFT TRADEMARKS HER ACTUAL VOICETL;DR:Swift just trademarked saying 'Hey, it's Taylor' because AI keeps making fake porn and Trump endorsements with her voice.βΌ Read more
COMPLICATEDPOLITICSENTERTAINMENTπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯TRUMP CALLS CBS REPORTER 'HORRIBLE PEOPLE'TL;DR:Trump went nuclear on CBS's Norah O'Donnell for reading a shooter's manifesto on air after someone tried to shoot up the White House correspondents dinner.βΌ Read more
COMPLICATEDWORLDENTERTAINMENTπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π¦BILLIONAIRE'S SON WANTS PABLO ESCOBAR'S HIPPOSTL;DR:An Indian billionaire's son offered to save 80 hippos from being culled in Colombia β the same hippos Pablo Escobar illegally imported in the 90s.βΌ Read more
GOODTECHENTERTAINMENTπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π°BBC USES TECH TO SAVE OLD PALACETL;DR:The BBC made a documentary about how Blenheim Palace is using new technology to restore a 300-year-old building without destroying it.βΌ Read more
HEROENTERTAINMENTπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πΈFOLK LEGEND BEVERLEY MARTYN DIES AT 79TL;DR:British folk singer who dated Paul Simon, jammed with Jimmy Page, and escaped an abusive marriage to John Martyn died peacefully at 79.βΌ Read more
BADENTERTAINMENTπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π±SLINGSHOT RIDE SNAPS MIDAIR IN SPAINTL;DR:A carnival slingshot ride's cable snapped midair in Spain, dropping two riders to the ground and injuring four people including two kids.βΌ Read more
COMPLICATEDENTERTAINMENTπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πCOP GETS KIDNAPPED BY ROBBER'S GETAWAY CARTL;DR:A robbery suspect drove off with a cop still inside the car after an attempted arrest went sideways in California.βΌ Read more
COMPLICATEDWORLDENTERTAINMENTπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ποΈWOMAN BUILDS WONDER OF WORLD FOR DEAD BROTHER-HUSBANDTL;DR:Ancient queen Artemisia married her brother, and when he died she built one of the Seven Wonders of the World as his tomb β plus allegedly drank his ashes.βΌ Read more
HEROSPORTSENTERTAINMENTπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯GRITTY COMMITS ASSAULT ON LIVE TVTL;DR:Philadelphia's deranged orange mascot beat up a Penguin mascot during the Flyers-Penguins playoff series because Philly gonna Philly.βΌ Read more
HEROENTERTAINMENTπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π§’DAMON AND AFFLECK WEAR GIANTS HATS FOR ROBIN WILLIAMSTL;DR:Diehard Red Sox fans Damon and Affleck wore Giants hats at a mental health fundraiser to honor Robin Williams, who made their careers possible.βΌ Read more
GOODTECHENTERTAINMENTπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π°BBC SHOWS ROBOTS FIXING OLD CASTLETL;DR:The BBC made a documentary about using modern tech to restore Blenheim Palace, because apparently even 300-year-old mansions need IT support now.βΌ Read more
WHO KNOWSBUSINESSENTERTAINMENTπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πΊCRAMER ISSUES STARK MARKET WARNING AGAINTL;DR:Jim Cramer said something dramatic about the stock market, which means absolutely nothing because he's wrong more often than a broken clock.βΌ Read more
WHO KNOWSGAMINGENTERTAINMENTπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π€REDDITOR DECLARES ASSASSIN'S CREED CINEMATIC MASTERPIECETL;DR:A Reddit user posted that Assassin's Creed is a cinematic masterpiece, which is either about the games or the terrible 2016 movie.βΌ Read more
HEROENTERTAINMENTπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πWORK BREAK BECOMES MILLION DOLLAR MOMENTTL;DR:An Illinois guy nicknamed 'Lucky' scratched off a $50 ticket during his work break and won $1 million β his 21st lottery win.βΌ Read more