VILLAINPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔫GUNMAN CRASHES WHITE HOUSE DINNER WITH MANIFESTOTL;DR:A 31-year-old with a shotgun stormed the White House Correspondents' Dinner Saturday, armed with a manifesto targeting Trump officials by rank order.▼ Read more
VILLAINPOLITICSWORLD🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔫GUNMAN STORMS TRUMP DINNER WITH SHOTGUN ARSENALTL;DR:A 31-year-old Californian brought a shotgun, handgun, and three knives to crash Trump's correspondents' dinner and got tackled by Secret Service.▼ Read more
VILLAINPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚨BIDEN OFFICIAL LOST 85,000 MIGRANT KIDSTL;DR:Xavier Becerra, running for California governor, oversaw HHS when 85,000 unaccompanied migrant children went missing after he told staff to move kids like a Henry Ford assembly line.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤯TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT BY NORMAL GUYTL;DR:A 31-year-old tutor with zero radical history tried to storm Trump's dinner party, and experts are baffled because his social media looks like your average liberal aunt.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤯TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT BY NORMAL DUDETL;DR:A 31-year-old tutor tried to storm the White House Correspondents Dinner to kill Trump, but his social media looks boringly centrist.▼ Read more
BADPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔫GUNMAN SHOOTS UP WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNERTL;DR:A gunman opened fire at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, forcing Trump and half his Cabinet to evacuate while one Secret Service agent got shot in the vest.▼ Read more
VILLAINPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥⚖️SUPREME COURT LETS TEXAS GERRYMANDER STANDTL;DR:The Supreme Court just blessed Texas's new voting map that could flip 5 Democratic House seats to Republicans by cramming minority voters into fewer districts.▼ Read more
VILLAINPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐚TRUMP CHARGES COMEY FOR SEASHELL INSTAGRAM POSTTL;DR:Trump's DOJ charged James Comey with threatening the president's life over an Instagram photo of seashells arranged as "86 47" — which apparently means "remove the 47th president."▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDWORLDPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌾UKRAINE ACCUSES ISRAEL OF BUYING STOLEN GRAINTL;DR:Ukraine says Israel is knowingly buying grain that Russia stole from occupied Ukrainian territory, and Israel is basically responding with 'prove it.'▼ Read more
VILLAINWORLDPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🛥️RUSSIAN OLIGARCH'S YACHT CRUISES THROUGH BLOCKADETL;DR:A $500 million Russian superyacht just sailed through Iran's blockaded strait while regular ships can't, because apparently sanctions don't apply to boats with helipads.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDPOLITICSBUSINESS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🌿TRUMP MOVES WEED FROM HEROIN TIERTL;DR:Trump reclassified marijuana from Schedule I (same as heroin) to Schedule III (same as Tylenol with codeine) but still says don't smoke it recreationally.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDPOLITICSWORLD🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👑KING CHARLES TELLS CONGRESS TO FUND UKRAINETL;DR:The King of England just flew to Washington to personally ask Congress for more Ukraine money, which is either peak diplomacy or peak desperation.▼ Read more
BADWORLDPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚫STATE DEPARTMENT TELLS AMERICANS AVOID MEXICAN BORDER CITYTL;DR:The State Department warned Americans to avoid Reynosa, Mexico — a city of 700,000 right across from Texas — after reports of cartel roadblocks and violent crime.▼ Read more
VILLAINPOLITICSBUSINESS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥SHERIFF'S SNOW COMPANY GETS WILDFIRE MONEYTL;DR:New Mexico auditors found Mora County officials spent $3 million in wildfire recovery interest on random stuff, including paying the sheriff's snow removal company.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDWORLDPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🛢️IRAN OFFERS TO REOPEN STRAIT OF HORMUZTL;DR:Iran says they'll reopen the world's most important oil chokepoint but wants to talk nukes later, which is like offering to unlock your front door but keeping the safe closed.▼ Read more
HEROPOLITICSSCIENCE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚀ASTRONAUTS FORM POLITICAL GROUP TO SAVE AMERICATL;DR:Over 100 former NASA astronauts launched 'Astronauts for America' to defend the Constitution because politicians keep ignoring science and facts.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDPOLITICSENTERTAINMENT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥TRUMP CALLS CBS REPORTER 'HORRIBLE PEOPLE'TL;DR:Trump went nuclear on CBS's Norah O'Donnell for reading a shooter's manifesto on air after someone tried to shoot up the White House correspondents dinner.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐚COMEY INDICTED FOR SEASHELL DEATH THREATTL;DR:Former FBI Director James Comey got indicted for arranging seashells into '8647' on Instagram — code for '86 the 47th president' aka dump Trump.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🏃HOUSE REPUBLICANS FLEEING CONGRESS LIKE RATSTL;DR:36 House Republicans are quitting after this term — a new record — because apparently governing is harder than complaining about government.▼ Read more
BADPOLITICSWORLD🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😡ANTISEMITIC VANDALISM ROCKS ELITE NY HIGH SCHOOLTL;DR:Someone put an Israeli Culture Club flyer in a urinal at a fancy Westchester high school, sparking outrage and calls for resignations.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDBUSINESSPOLITICSTECH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚫US BLOCKS CHIP GEAR TO CHINA'S SECOND BIGGEST CHIPMAKERTL;DR:The US just told American chip equipment companies to stop shipping certain gear to Hua Hong, China's second-largest semiconductor manufacturer.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDWORLDPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚁US MARINES BOARD SHIP, FIND NOTHING, LEAVETL;DR:Marines rappelled onto a cargo ship they thought was sneaking stuff to Iran, searched it, found nothing suspicious, and awkwardly let it go.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥REPUBLICAN WANTS TO NUKE FILIBUSTER OVER SHOOTINGTL;DR:Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson says Republicans should eliminate the filibuster if Democrats block DHS funding after what he calls a third Trump assassination attempt.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🏫SUPREME COURT SIDES WITH SCHOOLS HIDING PRONOUNSTL;DR:The Supreme Court refused to hear Florida parents' lawsuit against a school that used their kid's preferred pronouns without telling them.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤡WHITE HOUSE CALLS SHOOTING THEORIES CRAZY NONSENSETL;DR:Press secretary says conspiracy theories about some White House Correspondents' dinner shooting are 'crazy nonsense' and promises transparency.▼ Read more
HEROSCIENCEPOLITICS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🪐NASA CHIEF WANTS PLUTO PLANET STATUS BACKTL;DR:NASA's new boss told Congress he's team Pluto and wants to overturn the 2006 decision that demoted it to dwarf planet status.▼ Read more
COMPLICATEDPOLITICSWORLD🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👑KING CHARLES BEGS CONGRESS FOR FRIENDSHIPTL;DR:King Charles got 12 standing ovations from Congress while basically asking America to please still be friends with Britain in this 'dangerous' world.▼ Read more
