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April 29, 2026

What Happened

Andy Donaldson completed a 55km solo swim from Lake Argyle to Kununurra in Western Australia's Ord River, finishing in 11 hours and 51 minutes. The river contains approximately 5,500 freshwater crocodiles β€” one crocodile for every 10 meters of his swim. He beat the previous record of 16 hours and 13 minutes set by Simone Blaser in 2024.

Why You Should Care

You don't, but next time someone complains about their morning jog being 'too hard,' you can tell them about the guy who swam a marathon and a half with crocodiles.

πŸ“š The Basics

Ultramarathon swimming involves distances much longer than typical pool races β€” often 10km or more in open water like oceans, lakes, or rivers. Freshwater crocodiles are smaller than saltwater crocs and generally avoid humans, but they're still 2.5-meter reptiles with teeth. The Ord River flows through remote Western Australia where wildlife vastly outnumbers people. Marathon swimming requires constant feeding every 30 minutes and can take 12+ hours to complete.

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Say This

The craziest part is he beat the previous record by over 4 hours β€” that's not just faster, that's a completely different level of fitness.

Context

In ultramarathon swimming, shaving minutes off a record is huge β€” cutting 4+ hours suggests he was operating in a different league entirely.

Avoid Saying

Don't say 'I could never do that' β€” obviously you couldn't, nobody can except like 12 people on Earth.

The Approved Opinionβ„’

β€œIt's inspiring to see athletes push human limits while respecting wildlife and promoting outdoor recreation in Australia's beautiful natural spaces.”

πŸ‘ What The Herd Is Saying

πŸ‘β€œThis is exactly the kind of unhinged energy we need more of in 2024.”
πŸ‘β€œMeanwhile I won't even get in my pool if there's a leaf floating in it.”
πŸ‘β€œPlot twist: the crocodiles were actually cheering him on because they respect the grind.”

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